"When we first knew that my wife, Carol, is pregnant, I said, 'We will name our child Google.' Everyone laughed and did not take me seriously. My brother said, 'Yeah, name the next one Yahoo Fuji Nikon.' " And then, says Dr. Kai, the day came to make the baby official in the Swedish Registry. "I was with my friend Magnus Foss and my wife, Carol, and I said yes, GOOGLE KAI. Carol knew how serious I am - she knows how much I adore Google services."
-- Walid Elias Kai explains why his child will need extensive therapy in later life